I sit down at the computer; crack my knuckles and say “What should I write about today?”
I sit there for fifteen minutes staring at a blank page watching the cursor blink.
Then I say “I’m bored; think I’ll listen to some music.”
After dancing around the room listening to Lady GaGa I look at the computer’s clock. “Dang I was only going to listen to two songs at the very most. Crap!”
Then I think “Hmm maybe I should write a song, but in order to do so I’ll have to listen to more music.”
I come back to the computer and have completely forgotten what I set out to do. So then I start to watch YouTube videos of cats doing crazy things.
I close the YouTube window and see that I’m still logged in to WordPress.com. “Oh yeah I was supposed to write a post.”
“Damn I can’t think of anything.”
A lightbulb goes off over my head.
“I know I’ll just write about my procrastination and make into some stupid short comedy. That ought to get a few views.”
No likes, no views, no comments; just silence.